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Hey I'm Lindsay—a serial optimist and one-woman pep rally who really loves the em dash. I believe in faith, prayer, and every other positive cliché. I'm not one to complain aloud, so writing became my outlet in 1995, and I haven't looked back. I write for myself. I write for friends. I write for pleasure. And I write for pain—also known as Sallie Mae.


My pen name is lndsyjhnsn, my nickname is Penny, and I spend every spare of my nicknamesake on fashion and food. Here's the thing, good eats aren't reserved for reservation-only eateries, but nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me in sweatpants. That's why I say, "I'd rather be overdressed than overlooked." I live in the moment, and I don't believe in saving things for special occasions. 

On the professional side of things, I bring an artistic edge to business writing. Imagine not dreading annual enrollment for benefits and actually being able to understand what you’re signing up for. I'll take your brief and raise you copy that’s easy to read and understand. I upgrade cannibalistic, regurgitated, status-quo marketing with my fresh perspective. Not to toot my own horn, but check out my resume and LinkedIn to catch the vibe. 

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